This place is a very surprising explore! We had heard about it on the urb-ex grapevine but when we saw some pictures somebody else had taken recently we simply had to go and see it for ourselves before the chavs and pykeys do their worst and wreck what is, at the time of writing, a pristine site. Access was simplicity itself however once we were inside the unmistakable smell of an old people's home assailed our noses, not at all what we expected frankly. Fortunately the number of years this place has been empty and the fact that many of the windows are open on the upper floor to keep the air circulating means that it is not too offensive.

And it's not only the smell that is a surprise... the first thing we clapped eyes on was a walking aid standing forlornly at the top of the stairs with a pile of New Testaments and a weighing chair close by. A few paces further into the building and nothing can quite prepare you for the sight... it looks for all the world as though the residents and staff have just gone out "on a charra trip" for the day! It's really a rather freaky feeling and you have to keep pinching yourself to retain your grasp on reality. There are discarded personal belongings everywhere, care assistant's uniforms, books, games, and even a linen cupboard full of freshly laundered sheets and duvet covers. Perhaps rather disturbingly though we found several packs of a rather heavy duty pain killer in the office, not perhaps the best thing to leave lying around where youths, or worse still kids, will inevitably appear sooner not later. There was also a sphygmomanometer in a cupboard - that's a blood pressure cuff to you and me - apparently still in working order. In the kitchens we found lots of past it's sell by date food in a variety of jars, and a rather mouldy box full of cheese biscuits. There was even a Tuppaware box of cat biscuits on the windowsill but "kitty" was no where to be seen. We didn't touch anything other than when I lifted the phone off the hook in the office out of idle curiosity - what a shock I got when I found it still had dial tone!

Towards the end of our explore we went down into the cellars to the laundry where we were surprised to find a light left on! Then things became even weirder still when the phone started ringing!!! Needless to say we didn't answer it. Pretty soon we made our way back outside again because we were growing increasingly uneasy with the Marie Celeste effect, and as we wandered off up the heavily overgrown drive we heard the phone ring again behind the solidly boarded up front door!

All the time we were inside the building we couldn't help feeling slightly morose despite the continual wonderment of such a pristine exploration - I think it was due to the overwhelming impression we got of the owners having packed as many old people into the room available with little attempt to provide privacy or a decent amount of personal space. That said this care home appears to have been bright, beautifully decorated, and very well equipped, unlike for example the brooding dungeon on the opposite side of the road to our own home. But despite the relatively pleasant surroundings et all it still seemed to us that Malvernbury Care Home manages to show up the care of the aged system in the UK for what it really is... these homes are, lets face it, places to stack up old people, out of sight and out of mind, until they die. Homes such as this are more often than not owned by wealthy doctors and the like, who staff them with young women who are so poorly educated that they cannot get a better job - in short minimum wage earners. The residents are often left on their own to vegetate with little or nothing to occupy their minds. Sadly too many will end up sitting or lying in their own mess for hours on end until someone can be bothered to clean them up - why else do these places always smell so appalling? Often they are drugged up to their eyeballs to keep them quiet, and invariably a total lack of exercise leads to progressive loss of mobility. Look if you will at the bill we found and photographed - the sad and rather ridiculous fact is that for the money it would be cheaper for an old person to go on a cruise liner where they would be given three GOOD meals a day, free entertainment and constantly changing, thoroughly stimulating, surroundings! Consider too that a prisoner in jail costs the state more to keep and almost always lives in far better conditions with his or her human rights absolutely sacrosanct.

In view of these facts I defy anyone to explore an old people's home and not feel morose...

So, it was a bit of a weird explore but quite amazing in so much as how untouched it remains after several years of abandonment. It is a veritable time capsule at the moment but how long it is going to stay that way I dare not think for within a couple of days of our visit - and we left it rather more secure than we had found it it upon arrival - we saw some more photos posted up by another explorer, and one showed a large graffiti effort "penned" upon a wall which we will swear was completely clean when we were there. How sad that this place is going the way that all abandoned properties go, not later but seemingly now, much sooner.

 

 

 

 

 

The Care Home nestles down in a deeply overgrown garden just below the level of the road...

 

 

The lawn side of the house. many of the upper floor windows are open for ventilation...

A Russian Vine smothers this wall and hides the rotting woodwork of the windows...

 

 

 

Virginia Creeper on the opposite elevation...

 

 

Around the back the ground floor is a long way below the road...

Inside the house now on the first floor landing...

 

A weighing chair props open the first floor landing door...

 

 

 

 

Nearer my God to Thee...

 

The corridor leads off past dormitories to the far end of the house...

 

 

 

 

The dormitory rooms get a lot of natural light...

 

An care worker's apron abandoned after her last shift!

 

 

 

A pressure mattress is still in place on this bed...

 

 

A view of the beautiful Malvern College...

A brand new pair of gloves left behind...

 

 

 

Is this 2001 calendar evidence of the last time the home was open or was it kept by a resident for the picture?

 

 

Names obscured for privacy...

A lifting chair for getting infirm patients into the bath...

 

 

 

I can't imagine that this would be overly comfortable?

 

 

Only one breaker is out and bizarrely the electricity is still on!

Plastic flowers...

 

 

 

This back bedroom window looks out over the fire escape...

 

Although it must have been lovely sitting in this window it must have been very lonely...

 

 

Ornaments and quite a few personal belongings remain giving the home a Marie Celeste feel...

 

 

This is the view the Swiss get on their side of the Matterhorn. The Italian view is seldom used for pictures...

 

Plastic tulips...

 

There are yet more dormitory rooms on the second floor...

 

I wonder who's spot this was at the head of the stairs?

 

 

 

Leaded windows look out across the roof...

 

 

Dormitories within the eves...

This sluice room still has urine bottles and kidney dishes stacked by the sink...

 

 

 

A diffuser for inhaling medications, specimen jars and a glass funnel...

A solitary candle stick...

 

Infirm aids...

 

 

 

Another room with a beautiful view...

 

 

The College can just be seen through the valley of the roof...

Self portrait!

 

One of the few single rooms we found...

 

Most rooms slept several residents with little privacy...

 

Edwardian furniture...

 

 

 

 

Another sluice room...

 

We found this a rather saddening sight...

 

And here's an odd thing - where's the dust you'd expect to find?

 

A cupboard full of clean fresh bed linen...

 

A special bath for the very infirm residents...

 

 

 

This sluice here has a spray nozzle for cleaning soiled bedpans etc.

Another one of the large dormitories which are so like hospital wards...

 

Inside the home only little things like these dead plants neglected by the bedside  hint at the building being unoccupied...

 

This must have been the hairdresser's cupboard. Rollers and more were scattered all over the floor too...

 

TJ found a teddy bear but despite her beaming smile she was actually rather saddened...

 

On the way down to the first floor now and en route to the ground floor...

 

The buildings complicated services control is all in this cupboard on the first floor landing...

 

 

Down on the ground floor in the main entrance hall. What little graffiti we found is here...

 

 

 

The wood panelled walls are quite magnificent. Beyond the doorway  seen here to the right is the dining room...

 

This corridor leads off to the administration office...

 

TJ is in the office taking a photo of...

 

...a resident's bill from 2001!

 

 

 

 

With compliments...

 

I lifted this handset and was staggered to hear dialling tone and a little later it started ringing!

 

Packs of dangerous pain killers left carelessly behind, and a working spygh...

 

The lounge where we found what passed for amusement and intellectual stimulation...

 

 

 

Bu bu bu bu bu bu Binggggg...

Clearly some of the urb-exers who have visited Malvernbury don't know the rules of Scrabble...

 

 

 

Another lounge...

Unused urine testing strips...

 

 

 

So beloved of old ladies everywhere...

The empty (thankfully) drugs trolley, complete with key...

 

In the dining room now...

 

 

 

They clearly enjoyed a little tipple...

 

 

Imagine our surprise to find this box of cheese biscuits is full!

They are a bit soggy now...

 

The kitchens were left clean and tidy...

 

Crockery stacked from the last meal...

 

 

 

The contents of these jars are a bit unsavoury!

A super duper spud peeler!

 

 

 

We're not sure what this little seating area is just off the kitchens...

The kitchen door is securely boarded from the outside...

 

 

 

A telephone "exchange" near the kitchens...

Down the cellars in the laundry we were shocked to find a light on!

 

There's a future for you in the fire escape trade, come up to town...

 

 

 

We didn't check to see if it had been emptied because we were a bit freaked out by now...

An outbuilding had several zimmers and the like stored there...

 

If there was ever any doubt the overgrown gardens and the boarding on doors and windows shows the building is abandoned...

 

 

 

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